The Environmentalists of Monterey Bay Aquarium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Julie Packard with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.132 billion Monterey Bay Aquarists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Tide Pool. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Monterey Bay Aquariumian economy, worth an astonishing 10,665 trillion kelps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 342,584 kelps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and Monterey Bay Aquarists have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime is totally unknown. Monterey Bay Aquarium's national animal is the sea otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Animism.

Monterey Bay Aquarium is ranked 312,396^th in the world and 4^th in Monterey for Most Primitive, scoring -579.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.