The Republic of Moon-River is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning wolf population. The cynical population of 1.439 billion Moon-Riverians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Moon-Riverian economy, worth 53.5 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,165 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moon-River's national animal is the wolf.

Moon-River is ranked 163,896^th in the world and 1^st in Moon River for Most Secular, with 17.14 Atheism Rate.