The MOOOOOO MOOOO MOOOOO STATE of MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MOO MOOOO MOOOO with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.338 billion MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MOOOOOOOO. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOian economy, worth 769 trillion MOO MOO MOOS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,841 MOO MOO MOOS, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO's national animal is the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MOOOOOOOOOOO.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO is ranked 32,565^th in the world and 40^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.24 law-abiding acts per hour.