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The Republic of Mooxien

“Procedere ausi in ignotus.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Force



Population7.929 billion



The Republic of Mooxien is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.929 billion Mooxiens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mooxtropolis. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mooxienite economy, worth 846 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,700 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown. Mooxien's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mooxien is ranked 51,733rd in the world and 28th in Force for Rudest Citizens, with 69.84 Insults Per Minute.

Most Rebellious Youth: 4,531stMost Pacifist: 5,083rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,134thBest Weather: 6,674thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,329thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,483rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,899thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,006thNicest Citizens: 8,501stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,026thMost Cultured: 9,098thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,171stMost Influential: 9,338thSafest: 9,605thHealthiest Citizens: 10,006thMost Inclusive: 10,500thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,541stSmartest Citizens: 10,589thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,933rdMost Developed: 11,627thTop
Most Secular: 12,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,147thHighest Drug Use: 15,206thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,602ndMost Stationary: 17,936thHighest Economic Output: 22,366th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the region

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