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The Nameless Land of Mordor

“One ring to rule them all.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Middle Earth

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Mordor

Population25.584 billion

CapitalBarad-dûr
Leaderthe Dark Lord Sauron
Faiththe dark religion

Currencygold
Animalravenous orc

The Nameless Land of Mordor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Dark Lord Sauron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.584 billion Mordorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-dûr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mordorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,587 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 374,764 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,487,931 per year while the poor average 3,655, a ratio of 954 to 1.

Organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate The Dark Lord Sauron's ever-expanding ego, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mordor's national animal is the ravenous orc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the dark religion.

Mordor is ranked 201,552nd in the world and 105th in Middle Earth for Most Stationary, with 46.05099830512 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 95thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162ndLargest Insurance Industry: 188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 237thHighest Disposable Incomes: 381stFattest Citizens: 621stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 887thHighest Economic Output: 913thMost Efficient Economies: 1,093rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,138thMost Armed: 1,200thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,234thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,335thHighest Average Incomes: 1,357thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,366thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,370thMost Avoided: 1,435thLargest Mining Sector: 1,717thMost Devout: 1,724thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,915thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,285thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,556thLowest Crime Rates: 2,673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,975thTop
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Nudest: 3,330thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,152ndLargest Governments: 4,266thLargest Retail Industry: 4,371stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,355thLargest Populations: 7,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,004thMost Patriotic: 9,259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,669thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,444thLargest Black Market: 27,891stMost Pro-Market: 28,468th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mordor, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Following new legislation in Mordor, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Mordor, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate The Dark Lord Sauron's ever-expanding ego.
  • : Following new legislation in Mordor, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Mordor, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Mordor's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Mordor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Mordor, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mordor, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Mordor, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.

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