Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Middle Earth
Population | 25.584 billion |
Capital | Barad-dûr |
Leader | the Dark Lord Sauron |
Faith | the dark religion |
Currency | gold |
Animal | ravenous orc |
The Nameless Land of Mordor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Dark Lord Sauron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.584 billion Mordorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-dûr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Mordorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,587 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 374,764 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,487,931 per year while the poor average 3,655, a ratio of 954 to 1.
Organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate The Dark Lord Sauron's ever-expanding ego, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mordor's national animal is the ravenous orc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the dark religion.
Mordor is ranked 201,552nd in the world and 105th in Middle Earth for Most Stationary, with 46.05099830512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mordor, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in Mordor, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Mordor, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate The Dark Lord Sauron's ever-expanding ego.
- : Following new legislation in Mordor, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
- : Following new legislation in Mordor, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
- : Mordor's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Mordor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Mordor, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Mordor, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
- : Following new legislation in Mordor, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.