The Free Land of Morphing Eurasia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.472 billion Morphing Eurasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morphing Eurasian economy, worth 208 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,732 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Morphing Eurasia's national animal is the Persona, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morphing Eurasia is ranked 51,300^th in the world and 2,170^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,718.05 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.