by Max Barry

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The Free Land of Morrowine

“Gay Rights!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific



Population1.264 billion

LeaderPirate King Keira Knightley

Currencygay right

The Free Land of Morrowine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pirate King Keira Knightley with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.264 billion Morrows are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queeropolis. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Morrowinean economy, worth 100 trillion gay rights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 79,271 gay rights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political cartoons depicting Pirate King Keira Knightley's face on a spider's buttocks are selling like hotcakes, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Pirate King Keira Knightley's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrowine's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homosexuality.

Morrowine is ranked 203,034th in the world and 7,981st in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.57 Obesity Rate.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,306thSafest: 3,199thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,251stMost Pacifist: 3,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,348thMost Influential: 3,613thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,086thNicest Citizens: 4,515thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,877thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,272ndBest Weather: 5,518thMost Inclusive: 5,645thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,537thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,338thHealthiest Citizens: 7,703rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,310thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,885thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,985thMost Income Equality: 9,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,575thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,505thLowest Crime Rates: 13,806thLargest Governments: 15,157thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,486thMost Secular: 16,395thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,438thMost Cultured: 16,542ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,007thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,401st
Least Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionTop
Safest: 94th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 96th in the regionMost Pacifist: 113th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 138th in the regionNicest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 162nd in the regionBest Weather: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 182nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 210th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 227th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 237th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 243rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 259th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 355th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 398th in the regionLargest Governments: 402nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 430th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 435th in the regionMost Income Equality: 504th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 514th in the regionMost Secular: 533rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 580th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 629th in the region

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