The Greater Republic of Moryazvia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.02 billion Moryazvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,800 Moryazvian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, devotion to God is only skin-deep, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 2,530^th in the world and 20^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 136.08 law-abiding acts per hour.