The Diplomatique cafe of Most Eccentric Doctor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by head script writer with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 18.599 billion Most Eccentric Doctorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rx Central. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Most Eccentric Doctorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion cafe credits a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,068 cafe credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Most Eccentric Doctor's national animal is the silver white peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Most Eccentric Doctor is ranked 160,650^th in the world and 7^th in Yertania City for Most Authoritarian, with 659.15 milliStalins.