The Peoples Republic of Mother Asia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Miss Asia with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.17 billion Mother Asians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mumbai. The average income tax rate is 93.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mother Asian economy, worth a remarkable 1,934 trillion Riyals a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 211,003 Riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has enacted freedom of information, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, the government seizes all major gold finds, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mother Asia's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity-Hinduism.

Mother Asia is ranked 296,516^th in the world and 61^st in Ensio for Most Secular, with 7.02 Atheism Rate.