The Mansion of Motivated Mallard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur Mullard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.743 billion Motivated Mallardians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mullard. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Motivated Mallardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,868 trillion Quacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,004 Quacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, Mullard University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Motivated Mallard's national animal is the Pintail and its national religion is Birding.

Motivated Mallard is ranked 234,485^th in the world and 8,926^th in Balder for Most Secular, with 14.27 Atheism Rate.