The Community of Mouken Kronsstan is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.033 billion Mouken Kronsstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anarcity. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mouken Kronsstanian economy, worth 270 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,685 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, emojis are the soul of wit, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mouken Kronsstan's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mouken Kronsstan is ranked 49,025^th in the world and 20^th in The DankLeft Commune for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 121.98 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.