The Holy Nation of Mount Bhafang is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.122 billion Mount Bhafangians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhafang City. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mount Bhafangian economy, worth 262 trillion Bhats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,103 Bhats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, there is something rotten in the state of Mount Bhafang, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime is almost non-existent. Mount Bhafang's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mount Bhafang is ranked 197,388^th in the world and 575^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.67 law-abiding acts per hour.