Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Grand Iron Order
Population | 15.609 billion |
Capital | Ultimate Outer Chaos |
Leader | Issac Dibjira Malenfant |
Faith | Cosmicism |
Currency | Eldritch Stars |
Animal | First Corrupt |
The Omni-Reality of Mountains and Volcanoes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Issac Dibjira Malenfant with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.609 billion Volcanoesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ultimate Outer Chaos. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mountains and Volcanoesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,152 trillion Eldritch Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,936 Eldritch Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, Issac Dibjira Malenfant's reputation is hard as nails, Issac Dibjira Malenfant is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, and songs of praise to Issac Dibjira Malenfant are filled with coded messages from the resistance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mountains and Volcanoes's national animal is the First Corrupt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cosmicism.
Mountains and Volcanoes is ranked 283,514th in the world and 4th in The Grand Iron Order for Most Stationary, with 5.21806610488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mountains and Volcanoes's influence in The Grand Iron Order rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Mountains and Volcanoes's influence in The Grand Iron Order rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Mountains and Volcanoes's influence in The Grand Iron Order rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Mountains and Volcanoes's influence in The Grand Iron Order rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Mountains and Volcanoes altered its national flag.
- : Mountains and Volcanoes lodged a message on the The Grand Iron Order Regional Message Board.
- : Mountains and Volcanoes relocated from Aerospace Frontier to The Grand Iron Order.
- : Following new legislation in Mountains and Volcanoes, songs of praise to Issac Dibjira Malenfant are filled with coded messages from the resistance.
- : Following new legislation in Mountains and Volcanoes, Issac Dibjira Malenfant is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
- : Following new legislation in Mountains and Volcanoes, Issac Dibjira Malenfant's reputation is hard as nails.