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The Omni-Reality of Mountains and Volcanoes

“Gn'th l' mgr'luh shuggog”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Grand Iron Order

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Mountains and Volcanoes

Population15.609 billion

CapitalUltimate Outer Chaos
LeaderIssac Dibjira Malenfant
FaithCosmicism

CurrencyEldritch Stars
AnimalFirst Corrupt

The Omni-Reality of Mountains and Volcanoes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Issac Dibjira Malenfant with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.609 billion Volcanoesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ultimate Outer Chaos. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mountains and Volcanoesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,152 trillion Eldritch Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,936 Eldritch Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, Issac Dibjira Malenfant's reputation is hard as nails, Issac Dibjira Malenfant is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, and songs of praise to Issac Dibjira Malenfant are filled with coded messages from the resistance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mountains and Volcanoes's national animal is the First Corrupt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cosmicism.

Mountains and Volcanoes is ranked 283,514th in the world and 4th in The Grand Iron Order for Most Stationary, with 5.21806610488 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,662ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,832ndLargest Black Market: 1,953rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,495thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,841stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,814thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,674thLowest Crime Rates: 6,715thHighest Economic Output: 6,778thLargest Mining Sector: 7,232ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,626thMost Authoritarian: 7,638thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,766thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,406thLargest Governments: 9,148thHighest Average Incomes: 9,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,326thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,709thMost Devout: 16,534thMost Developed: 19,535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,534thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,459thLargest Populations: 25,072ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,807thMost Conservative: 28,074th

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