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The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples

Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120

“The only prescription is more cowbell!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Europeia


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Population36.813 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 36.813 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,231 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,591 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 5,090th in the world and 15th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 2,198.70692616 Days.

Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 272ndBest Weather: 386thLargest Populations: 434thLargest Black Market: 587thMost Advanced Public Education: 610thHighest Economic Output: 644thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 813thMost Beautiful Environments: 969thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,058thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,273rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,381stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,619thSmartest Citizens: 1,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,783rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,798thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,026thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,256thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,399thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,769thHighest Crime Rates: 2,940thMost Developed: 3,141stHighest Average Incomes: 4,651stMost Stationary: 5,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,245thTop
Largest Governments: 10,876thLargest Retail Industry: 10,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,740thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,602ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,650thMost Inclusive: 16,134thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,698thMost Cultured: 18,874th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 78th in the regionNudest: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Average: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 104th in the region

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