The Eco-Republic of Mozworld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless population of 29.542 billion Mozwovites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozkeaux. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Mozwovite economy, worth a remarkable 4,493 trillion mongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 152,116 mongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and trespassers entering President's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mozworld's national animal is the dormouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mozworld is ranked 223,455^th in the world and 431^st in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -525.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.