The Republic of Mozzarella Factory is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.987 billion Mozzarella Factoryians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Education and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mozzarella Factoryian economy, worth a remarkable 2,377 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 297,713 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,797,565 per year while the poor average 22,118, a ratio of 81.3 to 1.

The government has embraced apartheid, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, people spend a lot on hair and nails, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mozzarella Factory's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mozzarella Factory is ranked 269,826^th in the world and 13^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 643.67 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.