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The Republic of Mozzarella Factory

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Vickenian experiment containment zone

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Mozzarella Factory

Population6.116 billion

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Animalanimal

The Republic of Mozzarella Factory is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.116 billion Mozzarella Factoryians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mozzarella Factoryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 244,274 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,231,688 per year while the poor average 2,927, a ratio of 762 to 1.

Teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mozzarella Factory's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mozzarella Factory is ranked 38th in the world and 2nd in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 61,184.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 38thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 167thMost Ignorant Citizens: 180thBest Weather: 223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 263rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 356thHighest Crime Rates: 391stMost Efficient Economies: 442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 531stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 684thMost Armed: 724thMost Primitive: 828thMost Beautiful Environments: 847thMost Avoided: 1,038thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,326thHighest Drug Use: 1,565thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,005thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,444thHighest Average Incomes: 5,647thRudest Citizens: 6,769thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,515thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,754thLargest Governments: 14,163rdTop
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Most Secular: 16,722ndHighest Economic Output: 17,771stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,478thLargest Black Market: 19,665thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,850thMost Pro-Market: 29,624th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mozzarella Factory was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques.
  • : Mozzarella Factory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Mozzarella Factory was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Mozzarella Factory, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.

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