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Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Plains of Perdition

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Mr beast burger

Population757 million

CapitalThe meat grinder

Currencyburgers
Animalpathogen

The Crunchy contestants in meat of Mr beast burger is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 757 million Mr beast burgerians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The meat grinder. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mr beast burgerian economy, worth 101 trillion burgers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 134,056 burgers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,209,208 per year while the poor average 1,815, a ratio of 665 to 1.

Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, skateparks can be found in every city, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mr beast burger's national animal is the pathogen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mr beast burger is ranked 87,643rd in the world and 263rd in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,308.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 715thHighest Drug Use: 1,197thMost Pro-Market: 1,628thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,837thHighest Crime Rates: 1,842ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,337thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,667thFattest Citizens: 2,793rdTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,671stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,442ndMost Armed: 5,002ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,597thLargest Retail Industry: 7,160thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,952ndRudest Citizens: 11,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,465thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,190thMost Efficient Economies: 20,795thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,427thMost Inclusive: 22,865thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,247thMost Cultured: 26,214thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,331stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,371stHighest Food Quality: 31,169thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31,375th
Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionTop
5%
Most Armed: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionMost Patriotic: 54th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the regionTop
10%
Nudest: 68th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 76th in the regionMost Extreme: 77th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 127th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Mr beast burger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.

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