Category: Benevolent Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the Plains of Perdition
Population | 757 million |
Capital | The meat grinder |
Currency | burgers |
Animal | pathogen |
The Crunchy contestants in meat of Mr beast burger is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 757 million Mr beast burgerians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The meat grinder. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Mr beast burgerian economy, worth 101 trillion burgers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 134,056 burgers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,209,208 per year while the poor average 1,815, a ratio of 665 to 1.
Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, skateparks can be found in every city, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mr beast burger's national animal is the pathogen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Mr beast burger is ranked 87,643rd in the world and 263rd in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,308.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
- : Mr beast burger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
- : Following new legislation in Mr beast burger, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.