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The Meme Lord of Mr Dr Prof Patrick


Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: the Rejected Realms


Mr Dr Prof Patrick

Population2.438 billion

CapitalBikini Bottom
LeaderPatrick Star

CurrencyKrabby Patty
AnimalSea Horse

The Meme Lord of Mr Dr Prof Patrick is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Patrick Star with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.438 billion Mr Dr Prof Patrickians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The Mr Dr Prof Patrickian economy, worth 107 trillion Krabby Patties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,282 Krabby Patties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Dr Prof Patrick's national animal is the Sea Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mr Dr Prof Patrick is ranked 160,662nd in the world and 4,846th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -53.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Influential: 8,213thTop
Most Primitive: 10,469thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,461stLargest Mining Sector: 15,286thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,422nd
Most Influential: 153rd in the regionMost Primitive: 201st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 278th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 396th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 498th in the region

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