The Chick Magnet of MrBling is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 42.867 billion MrBlingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The MrBlingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion Bourbons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 46,489 Bourbons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MrBling's national animal is the Wild Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MrBling is ranked 184,542^nd in the world and 1^st in Palm Springs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.05 law-abiding acts per hour.