Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: The Axis of Evil
Population | 45.045 billion |
Capital | Muamarania |
Leader | The Great Muamarisimus |
Faith | Muamarism |
Currency | Mua |
Animal | Maria |
The Protectorate of Muamar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Muamarisimus with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.045 billion Muamarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muamarania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.
The Muamarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,993 trillion Muas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 66,453 Muas, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, school uniforms are compulsory, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Muamarania, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muamar's national animal is the Maria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muamarism.
Muamar is ranked 304,821st in the world and 24th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,249.85 Standard Monetary Units.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Muamar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Muamar was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Mafia Syndicate of Deadly Tundra, infecting 42 million survivors.
- : Muamar was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Mafia Syndicate of Deadly Tundra, infecting 117 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Muamar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
- : Muamar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Muamar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Muamar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Muamar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Muamar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Highest Economic Output, and Most Valuable International Artwork, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Muamar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.