The Republic of Mudstone Junimos is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.854 billion Mudstone Junimosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mudstone Junimosian economy, worth 290 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,374 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mudstone Junimosians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mudstone Junimos's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mudstone Junimos is ranked 54,860^th in the world and 3^rd in 2026 and Beyond for Most Primitive, scoring 52.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.