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The Dominion of MuiePSD

“Īndrăznește să crezi īn MuiePSD”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Roumania

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MuiePSD

Population2.723 billion

CapitalVidele
LeaderVeoreca Docila
Faithkleptocracy and cronyism

Currencyșpag
Animaljandarm

The Dominion of MuiePSD is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Veoreca Docila with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.723 billion Pesedists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Videle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pesedist economy, worth 355 trillion șpags a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,574 șpags, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MuiePSD's national animal is the jandarm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is kleptocracy and cronyism.

MuiePSD is ranked 3,300th in the world and 4th in Roumania for Most Corrupt Governments, with 187.82 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 472ndMost Devout: 699thMost Primitive: 782ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,119thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,203rdFattest Citizens: 1,264thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,379thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,532ndTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,706thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,808thMost Avoided: 2,130thLargest Mining Sector: 2,429thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,300thHighest Crime Rates: 4,129thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,578thLargest Black Market: 5,634thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,767thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 9,736thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,608th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in MuiePSD, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in MuiePSD, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in MuiePSD, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in MuiePSD, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in MuiePSD, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in MuiePSD, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in MuiePSD, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
  • : Following new legislation in MuiePSD, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.

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