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The Dominion of MuiePSD

“Īndrăznește să crezi īn MuiePSD”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Roumania

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MuiePSD

Population4.319 billion

CapitalBukale
LeaderMarcel Ciocolaxu
Faithkleptocracy and cronyism

Currencyșpag
Animaljandarm

The Dominion of MuiePSD is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marcel Ciocolaxu with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.319 billion Pesedists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pesedist economy, worth 563 trillion șpags a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,574 șpags, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MuiePSD's national animal is the jandarm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is kleptocracy and cronyism.

MuiePSD is ranked 57,626th in the world and 6th in Roumania for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,372.24 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 511thMost Devout: 719thMost Primitive: 1,028thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,102ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,166thFattest Citizens: 1,238thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,306thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,673rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,682ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,939thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,071stLargest Mining Sector: 2,684thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,817thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,531stHighest Crime Rates: 4,549thLargest Black Market: 5,656thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,313thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 10,596thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,179thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,108thHighest Average Incomes: 18,558th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry, and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : MuiePSD was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : MuiePSD created a custom banner.
  • : MuiePSD changed its national capital to "Bukale".

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