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The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet Gonzo

“Chickens are People, Too!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Muppet Show

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Muppet Gonzo

Population8.308 billion

CapitalThe Muppet Theatre
LeaderCamilla the Chicken
Faithweird

Currencyapplause
Animalchicken

The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet Gonzo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Camilla the Chicken with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 8.308 billion daredevils are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The daring economy, worth 595 trillion applauses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,670 applauses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Muppet Gonzo's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is weird.

Muppet Gonzo is ranked 28,522nd in the world and 3rd in The Muppet Show for Most Stationary, with 1,397.31780710492 days.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 1,319thNudest: 1,901stTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,798thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,110thMost Secular: 16,135thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,118thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 27,436thLargest Black Market: 28,505thMost Stationary: 28,522nd
Top
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muppet Gonzo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Muppet Gonzo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Muppet Gonzo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Muppet Gonzo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Muppet Gonzo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Muppet Gonzo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Muppet Gonzo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Muppet Gonzo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Gonzo, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Gonzo, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.

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