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The Oil-Covered Sadistic Tyranny of MurderDronia

“If it isn't dead, then kill it!!!” Lady Serial Designation A

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Hells Lounge

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MurderDronia

Population1.473 billion

CapitalOil-Metropolis City
LeaderLady Serial Designation A
FaithAtheistic Satanism

Currencykiller drone coin
Animal𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 oil-heart

The Oil-Covered Sadistic Tyranny of MurderDronia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Serial Designation A with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.473 billion MurderDrones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oil-Metropolis City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The frighteningly efficient MurderDronian economy, worth 239 trillion killer drone coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 162,669 killer drone coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 557,130 per year while the poor average 34,889, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, and men stare at wall-pictures of Lady Serial Designation A's face when they visit public urinals. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MurderDronia's national animal is the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 oil-heart, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheistic Satanism.

MurderDronia is ranked 43,729th in the world and 9th in Hells Lounge for Most Conservative, scoring 78 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Armed: 4,140thMost Avoided: 6,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,341stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,765thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,858thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,250thFattest Citizens: 9,423rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,391stMost Patriotic: 10,822ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,290thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,942ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,836thTop
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Most Secular: 18,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,202ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,146thHighest Average Incomes: 20,136thLargest Black Market: 21,608thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,258thLargest Retail Industry: 23,674thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,050thMost Efficient Economies: 31,501st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MurderDronia, men stare at wall-pictures of Lady Serial Designation A's face when they visit public urinals.
  • : Following new legislation in MurderDronia, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
  • : Following new legislation in MurderDronia, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in MurderDronia, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation.
  • : MurderDronia lodged a message on the Hells Lounge Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in MurderDronia, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : MurderDronia lodged a message on the Hells Lounge Regional Message Board.
  • : MurderDronia lodged a message on the Hells Lounge Regional Message Board.
  • : MurderDronia lodged a message on the Hells Lounge Regional Message Board.
  • : MurderDronia lodged a message on the Hells Lounge Regional Message Board.

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