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The Santo Jihad of Muslim Brazil

“Fé, Família e Tradição”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Flanelistan

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Muslim Brazil

Population1.228 billion

CapitalAl-Brazilia

CurrencyReal
AnimalCão Das Arabia

The Santo Jihad of Muslim Brazil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.228 billion Brasileiroes are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Brazilia. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muslim Brazilian economy, worth 203 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,852 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, a major religion has been named as Muslim Brazil's national religion, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muslim Brazil's national animal is the Cão Das Arabia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Muslim Brazil is ranked 36,365th in the world and 63rd in Flanelistan for Most Authoritarian, with 2,101.81 milliStalins.

Top
1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,070thMost Devout: 2,322ndTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,721stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,369thMost Cultured: 8,912thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,200thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,455thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,497thMost Developed: 14,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,991stTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 15,318thHighest Food Quality: 16,416thHighest Average Incomes: 16,655thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,210thLargest Black Market: 18,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,874thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,994thMost Patriotic: 21,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,873rdLargest Insurance Industry: 22,768thMost Income Equality: 23,437thSmartest Citizens: 23,779thMost Efficient Economies: 25,206thLargest Governments: 28,311thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,632nd
Top
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muslim Brazil's influence in Flanelistan rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Muslim Brazil's influence in Flanelistan fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Muslim Brazil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Muslim Brazil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Muslim Brazil's influence in Flanelistan rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Muslim Brazil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Muslim Brazil, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Muslim Brazil, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Muslim Brazil, a major religion has been named as Muslim Brazil's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Muslim Brazil, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.

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