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The Empire of Musta Monia

“The greatest real fake country!” Blake Kinkennon

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The United Federations

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Musta Monia

Population3.08 billion

CapitalMusta Monia
LeaderBlake Kinkennon

CurrencyDollar
AnimalTurtle

The Empire of Musta Monia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Blake Kinkennon with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.08 billion Musta Monians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musta Monia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Musta Monian economy, worth 471 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 153,159 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, government officials across Musta Monia are being "encouraged" to adopt Turtles to set an example for the populace, airport security is provided by private companies, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Musta Monia's national animal is the Turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Musta Monia is ranked 4,400th in the world and 9th in The United Federations for Most Influential, scoring 11,895 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Influential: 4,400thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,776thLargest Retail Industry: 5,658thMost Efficient Economies: 6,668thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8,144thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,287thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,533rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,207thMost Developed: 11,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,692ndSmartest Citizens: 12,283rdLargest Insurance Industry: 12,287thRudest Citizens: 13,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,209thLowest Crime Rates: 14,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,755th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, government officials across Musta Monia are being "encouraged" to adopt Turtles to set an example for the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Musta Monia, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Musta Monia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Vooperia, The Vooperian SSR, Dabberwocky, Vooperian Paradise, and Tropisca.

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