Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Pacific
Population | 9.579 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | cider-swilling meerkat |
The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.579 billion Mustanokians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Spirituality, although Administration, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mustanokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 141,967 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Mustanokian Hungry Games, the new intercity submarine SSN Cider-swilling Meerkat Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and witches' brews set off Geiger counters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Mustanoki's national animal is the cider-swilling meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Mustanoki is ranked 20,114th in the world and 215th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,615.56877853532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, the new intercity submarine SSN Cider-swilling Meerkat Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Mustanokian Hungry Games.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, cider-swilling meerkats are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Mustanoki, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.