The Republic of My Republic is Onika Burgers is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 395 million My Republic is Onika Burgersians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong My Republic is Onika Burgersian economy, worth 20.0 trillion Body Teas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,728 Body Teas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,992 per year while the poor average 5,732, a ratio of 44.1 to 1.

Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. My Republic is Onika Burgers's national animal is the Symphony Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

My Republic is Onika Burgers is ranked 154,757^th in the world and 38^th in Burge Classroom for Safest, scoring 62.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.