The Socialist People's Republic of Myhomecountry is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by no one with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.312 billion Myhomecountryians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myhomecountryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,898 trillion Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,825 Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, No one is called 'Patches' at international summits, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Myhomecountry's national animal is the Tick, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Myhomecountry is ranked 4,212^th in the world and 26^th in the South Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 13,296.14 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.