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The Republic of Myndia

“DEVELOPE HIGH HERE”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Myndia

Population491 million

CapitalYonuja

CurrencyMeoijnr
AnimalMonkey

The Republic of Myndia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 491 million Myndians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yonuja. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myndian economy, worth 53.2 trillion Meoijnrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,405 Meoijnrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, no one is worried about government policies any more, Myndia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myndia's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Myndia is ranked 46,022nd in the world and 1,316th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 186.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,720thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,998thMost Influential: 5,566thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,815thTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,845thMost Inclusive: 13,741stNicest Citizens: 16,924thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,458thMost Developed: 18,371stMost Cultured: 19,563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,895thMost Pacifist: 21,191stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,393rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,970th
Top
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 235th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 249th in the regionTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 448th in the regionMost Inclusive: 500th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 530th in the regionMost Developed: 560th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 579th in the regionMost Cultured: 581st in the regionMost Influential: 594th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 628th in the regionNicest Citizens: 656th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 732nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 742nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 777th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 792nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 792nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 799th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 809th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 835th in the regionLargest Governments: 836th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 836th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, Myndia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Myndia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured, Most Pacifist, and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.
  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Meoijnr treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Myndia, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.

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