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The Greater Blonde Coast of Myordas

“OpenTsuri, coming soon.” Paramakraly Mirontsana

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Forest

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Myordas

Population4.718 billion

CapitalCichlid Island
LeaderParamakraly Mirontsana
FaithAquaticism

CurrencyMyordan Dollars
AnimalCichlid

The Greater Blonde Coast of Myordas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paramakraly Mirontsana with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.718 billion Myordans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cichlid Island. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.

The thriving Myordan economy, worth 400 trillion Myordan Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,870 Myordan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers are the country's biggest import, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myordas's national animal is the Cichlid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aquaticism.

Myordas is ranked 146,171st in the world and 237th in Forest for Rudest Citizens, with 39.51 Insults Per Minute.

Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,574thMost Devout: 7,626thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,873rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,191stTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 14,339th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Myordas lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Myordas, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Myordas, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Myordas, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Myordas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Myordas, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Myordas, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Myordas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Myordas, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Myordas, chess defeat has made Paramakraly Mirontsana the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike.

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