The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Love with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.108 billion Mystics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 3,028 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 137,003 Faiths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Mystiquelle, the industries of Mystiquelle are coughing all the way to the bank, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 59,898^th in the world and 904^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 200 cheeks per square mile.