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The Republic of Mzilikazi

“Like an eagle we fly”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Lazarus

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Mzilikazi

Population2.082 billion

CapitalSerowe
LeaderFeeley Boitumelo Felix
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Republic of Mzilikazi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Feeley Boitumelo Felix with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.082 billion Mzilikazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serowe. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The all-consuming Mzilikazian economy, worth 190 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,696 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mzilikazi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mzilikazi is ranked 60,566th in the world and 2,241st in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,675.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 890th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mzilikazi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Mzilikazi, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Mzilikazi, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzilikazi, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzilikazi, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzilikazi, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Mzilikazi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzilikazi, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzilikazi, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzilikazi, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.

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