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The Deadpool of N0ble

“Live, Learn, Love” Noble

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Balder



Population10.592 billion



The Deadpool of N0ble is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noble with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.592 billion N0bleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elbon. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient N0blean economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion Rallods a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,537 Rallods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Noble sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and in a baffling press conference Noble proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N0ble's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

N0ble is ranked 133,077th in the world and 5,364th in Balder for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 689thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,598thMost Cultured: 1,670thMost Developed: 1,807thNicest Citizens: 2,039thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,397thSmartest Citizens: 2,552ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,601stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,024thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,071stLargest Governments: 3,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,345thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,530thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,604thMost Inclusive: 3,612thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,802ndSafest: 3,836thLowest Crime Rates: 3,848thHealthiest Citizens: 4,125thMost Pacifist: 4,156thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,294thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,301stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,001stHighest Average Incomes: 5,026thHighest Economic Output: 5,338thNudest: 6,484thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,662ndTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,947thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,962ndBest Weather: 8,300thMost Stationary: 8,599thMost Influential: 9,182ndMost Politically Free: 13,253rd
Most Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 60th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionNicest Citizens: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Stationary: 77th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 131st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 131st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionSafest: 216th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 217th in the regionMost Pacifist: 224th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 240th in the regionMost Politically Free: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 287th in the regionTop
Nudest: 315th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 322nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 363rd in the regionBest Weather: 403rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 454th in the regionLargest Populations: 523rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : N0ble was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : N0ble voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : N0ble was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Toscana e Ducati di Firenze e Siena.
  • : N0ble voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Koem Kab".
  • : N0ble was endorsed by The WA Minister of Vamperiall.
  • : N0ble was endorsed by The Community of Zunden.
  • : N0ble voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn North East Somerset".
  • : N0ble voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn North East Somerset".
  • : Following new legislation in N0ble, in a baffling press conference Noble proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in N0ble, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.


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