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The Holy Yellow Generalit of Nadir Dystopia

“Gloom Over Dominated”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Balder

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Nadir Dystopia

Population16.941 billion

CapitalVarna
LeaderPrasident Kim Torra
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Pela
AnimalMonster CDR

The Holy Yellow Generalit of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prasident Kim Torra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.941 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varna. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,208 trillion Gold Pelas a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 484,541 Gold Pelas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,261,148 per year while the poor average 26,838, a ratio of 121 to 1.

The full title of Hon Prasident Kim Torra Vcte Mgve MF HYGNDLM GCNDE runs to several pages, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Monster CDR, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 81,076th in the world and 4,053rd in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,838.61 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Devout: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Primitive: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16thMost Avoided: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thLargest Insurance Industry: 83rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88thMost Armed: 101stHighest Disposable Incomes: 134thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150thHighest Crime Rates: 190thRudest Citizens: 203rdHighest Average Incomes: 349thMost Efficient Economies: 459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 563rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 610thHighest Economic Output: 673rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 685thLargest Retail Industry: 1,300thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,910thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,205thLargest Black Market: 3,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,242ndLargest Governments: 6,610thLargest Populations: 10,083rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,622nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 95th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 244th in the regionLargest Governments: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 371st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 624th in the regionMost Influential: 795th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the full title of Hon Prasident Kim Torra Vcte Mgve MF HYGNDLM GCNDE runs to several pages.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, speech bubbles are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the Varna XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, Nadir Dystopian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.

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