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The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia

“Gloom Over Dominated”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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Nadir Dystopia

Population24.39 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPresident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.39 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,795 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 524,636 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,663,691 per year while the poor average 25,927, a ratio of 141 to 1.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and women who display their ankles are shunned by society. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 301,892nd in the world and 13,190th in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -125.82 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Avoided: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thMost Primitive: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thMost Armed: 38thHighest Crime Rates: 68thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stLargest Insurance Industry: 86thHighest Disposable Incomes: 92ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135thMost Efficient Economies: 214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 282ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 291stRudest Citizens: 305thHighest Average Incomes: 348thHighest Economic Output: 459thLargest Retail Industry: 588thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 664thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,550thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,784thLargest Governments: 2,325thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,780thLargest Black Market: 6,784thLargest Populations: 8,705thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,765thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,919thMost Patriotic: 18,121stMost Influential: 18,158thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,179thHighest Drug Use: 26,467th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 115th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionLargest Populations: 279th in the regionMost Stationary: 332nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 521st in the regionLargest Black Market: 544th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 579th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 707th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,042nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.

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