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The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia

“Gloom Over Dominated”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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Nadir Dystopia

Population17.616 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPrasident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prasident Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.616 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,801 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 499,605 Gold Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,055,174 per year while the poor average 35,958, a ratio of 85.0 to 1.

Countless government officials are accused of espionage, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 232,653rd in the world and 6,994th in Balder for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.75 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stLargest Gambling Industry: 4thMost Devout: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thFattest Citizens: 7thMost Primitive: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thMost Avoided: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50thMost Armed: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 87thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 94thHighest Disposable Incomes: 116thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rdHighest Average Incomes: 325thRudest Citizens: 370thMost Efficient Economies: 394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 571stHighest Economic Output: 609thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 630thLargest Retail Industry: 1,086thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,875thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,849thLargest Governments: 5,321stLargest Populations: 10,002ndMost Conservative: 10,498thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,465th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 146th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 165th in the regionLargest Populations: 227th in the regionLargest Governments: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 264th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 427th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 566th in the regionMost Influential: 568th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.

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