The Armed Republic of Nadlo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nadlo's Madam with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.435 billion Nadloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nencinia. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nadloan economy, worth 132 trillion Nadloan Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,236 Nadloan Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nadlo's national animal is the Nencinian Sun Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nadlo is ranked 53,720^th in the world and 1,223^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.55 law-abiding acts per hour.