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The Dictatorship of Nagolronnoc

“No Rights, No Worries” Elon Musk

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The United Federations

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Nagolronnoc

Population1.395 billion

CapitalNew Nagol City
LeaderElon Musk
FaithScience

Currencybitcoin
AnimalBush Wookie

The Dictatorship of Nagolronnoc is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Elon Musk with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.395 billion Nagolronnicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nagol City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nagolronnician economy, worth 342 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 245,361 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 893,720 per year while the poor average 47,878, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

The doctor has cold hands, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, political activists are routinely executed, and half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagolronnoc's national animal is the Bush Wookie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Nagolronnoc is ranked 84,309th in the world and 94th in The United Federations for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 55.44 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,018thLargest Retail Industry: 1,105thFattest Citizens: 1,129thMost Avoided: 1,338thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,363rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,384thMost Secular: 1,458thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,557thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,632ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,973rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,983rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,031stMost Armed: 2,134thLargest Mining Sector: 2,207thRudest Citizens: 2,789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,038thHighest Average Incomes: 3,038thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,290thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,605thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,477thLargest Black Market: 4,632ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,685thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,425thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,175thMost Efficient Economies: 10,934thLargest Governments: 12,655thMost Influential: 14,287thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,297th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nagolronnoc voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Following new legislation in Nagolronnoc, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nagolronnoc, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nagolronnoc, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • : Following new legislation in Nagolronnoc, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Nagolronnoc, Bush Wookie populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nagolronnoc, Elon Musk's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Nagolronnoc voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Food Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Nagolronnoc, there's no weight to modern politics.
  • : Nagolronnoc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Fattest Citizens.

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