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The Dictatorship of Nagolronnoc

“No Rights, No Worries” Elon Musk

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The United Federations



Population3.529 billion

CapitalNew Nagol City
LeaderElon Musk

AnimalBush Wookie

The Dictatorship of Nagolronnoc is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elon Musk with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.529 billion Nagolronnicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nagol City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nagolronnician economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 337,178 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagolronnoc's national animal is the Bush Wookie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Nagolronnoc is ranked 78,709th in the world and 77th in The United Federations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,469.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 448thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 627thLargest Insurance Industry: 641stFattest Citizens: 660thMost Corrupt Governments: 705thMost Avoided: 771stMost Secular: 934thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,086thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,214thMost Armed: 1,215thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,263rdRudest Citizens: 1,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,345thMost Efficient Economies: 1,384thLargest Mining Sector: 1,427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,525thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,588thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,909thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,630thLargest Black Market: 2,638thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,924thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,113thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,730thMost Influential: 6,326thLargest Governments: 6,680thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,930thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,431stTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,490thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,000thHighest Economic Output: 14,026th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the region

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