The Hidden Wonderlands of Nahelia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Paimi Maokumi with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.675 billion Nahelis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rialio. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Naheli economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Paltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 227,306 Paltis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Paimi Maokumi, religious education is a new government priority, and gossip magazines have pictures of Paimi Maokumi sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nahelia's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Palanotano.

Nahelia is ranked 312,876^th in the world and 440^th in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -602.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.