The Nomadic Peoples of Nahui Mictlan is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 610 million Nahui Mictlanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metztitlán. The average income tax rate is 52.3%.

The strong Nahui Mictlanian economy, worth 50.8 trillion ORTS a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,328 ORTS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nahui Mictlan's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nahui Mictlan is ranked 13,513^th in the world and 2^nd in Chaldea for Most Authoritarian, with 3,897.17 milliStalins.