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The Constitutional Monarchy of Nairatania

“Gloria Omnipotentis Nairatae!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Europeia



Population402 million



The Constitutional Monarchy of Nairatania is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 402 million Nairites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewëhr. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nairatanian economy, worth 41.0 trillion Nairs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,026 Nairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Nairatania, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nairatania's national animal is the Weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nairatania is ranked 26,535th in the world and 204th in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.57 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,325thLargest Retail Industry: 5,649thMost Influential: 8,020thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,777thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,322ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 14,755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,123rdMost Developed: 17,788thMost Inclusive: 18,693rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,953rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,435thHighest Food Quality: 22,560thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 26,258thMost Efficient Economies: 26,535thMost Rebellious Youth: 26,639th
Largest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 65th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rd in the region

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