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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Wysteria

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Nak nak

Population41.153 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.153 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 34,927 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,725 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,950,976 per year while the poor average 7,617, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing The Allmighty Nak Nak tend to disappear, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 245,941st in the world and 66th in Wysteria for Most Inclusive, scoring 3.59 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thMost Avoided: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thHighest Economic Output: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16thLargest Populations: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 29thHighest Average Incomes: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 47thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84thMost Armed: 89thMost Corrupt Governments: 98thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185thLargest Retail Industry: 200thMost Secular: 209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 228thRudest Citizens: 478thSmartest Citizens: 1,008thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,083rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,661stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,701stLargest Black Market: 5,475thMost Influential: 6,508thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,831stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,551stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,169th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing The Allmighty Nak Nak tend to disappear.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, The Allmighty Nak Nak's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Nak nak's influence in Wysteria rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.

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