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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” The Allmighty Nak Nak

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Wysteria

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Nak nak

Population38.318 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.318 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 32,500 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,186 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,945,926 per year while the poor average 7,613, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, vacationing Nak Nakians expect to be treated as royalty, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 4th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 84,738.09 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Avoided: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thLargest Populations: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82ndMost Armed: 84thMost Corrupt Governments: 86thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115thMost Secular: 145thLargest Retail Industry: 147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 190thMost Stationary: 282ndRudest Citizens: 335thSmartest Citizens: 901stLargest Information Technology Sector: 916thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,579thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,396thLargest Black Market: 4,644thMost Influential: 6,281stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,569thMost Pro-Market: 14,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,311th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, vacationing Nak Nakians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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