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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” The Allmighty Nak Nak

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Wysteria

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Nak nak

Population35.612 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.612 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 30,013 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 842,802 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,204,630 per year while the poor average 59,168, a ratio of 88.0 to 1.

It is often said that only The Allmighty Nak Nak could bring down Dàguó, childish pranks are no laughing matter, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 796th in the world and 19th in Wysteria for Smartest Citizens, with 226.47 Quips Per Hour.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Insurance Industry: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Populations: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thFattest Citizens: 34thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58thMost Armed: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 72ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rdLargest Retail Industry: 78thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100thMost Secular: 153rdRudest Citizens: 225thMost Efficient Economies: 225thMost Scientifically Advanced: 251stMost Stationary: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 682ndSmartest Citizens: 796thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,502ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,782ndMost Influential: 5,419thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,376thMost Pro-Market: 7,952ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,495th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, it is often said that only The Allmighty Nak Nak could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, foreign governments regularly accuse the Nak nakian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".

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