The Petting Zoo of Nakari is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning wolf population. The quiet, industrious population of 14.941 billion Satyas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nakarian economy, worth 461 trillion Satyas a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,905 Satyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nakari's national animal is the wolf.

Nakari is ranked 123,816^th in the world and 11^th in Markion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.32 law-abiding acts per hour.