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The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends

“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Haiku

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Naked Friends

Population31.781 billion

CapitalDream Harbour

Currencyflorin
Animaldolphin

The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 31.781 billion Naked Friendsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dream Harbour. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Naked Friendsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,028 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,753 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. Naked Friends's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Naked Friends is ranked 1,145th in the world and 1st in Haiku for Most Stationary, with 4,553.70541896 days.

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Nudest: 286thLeast Corrupt Governments: 389thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,068thMost Stationary: 1,145thMost Pacifist: 1,264thSafest: 1,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,313thMost Cultured: 1,496thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,944thSmartest Citizens: 2,378thMost Secular: 2,517thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,631stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,639thHighest Food Quality: 2,854thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,527thLargest Populations: 3,622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,819thLargest Governments: 3,881stNicest Citizens: 4,123rdHighest Economic Output: 4,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,741stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,225thMost Inclusive: 5,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,779thMost Influential: 6,408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,484thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,661stMost Income Equality: 10,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,833rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,779thHealthiest Citizens: 14,684thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 18,888thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,970thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,045th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the region

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