Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Haiku
Population | 31.781 billion |
Capital | Dream Harbour |
Currency | florin |
Animal | dolphin |
The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 31.781 billion Naked Friendsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dream Harbour. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The enormous but inefficient Naked Friendsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,028 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,753 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. Naked Friends's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Naked Friends is ranked 1,145th in the world and 1st in Haiku for Most Stationary, with 4,553.70541896 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Naked Friends lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Naked Friends lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Naked Friends lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Naked Friends suppressed a post on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Naked Friends rejected a request from Modorra for an embassy with Haiku.
- : Naked Friends agreed to construct embassies between Haiku and Southern Equatorial Council.
- : Naked Friends lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Naked Friends lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Naked Friends lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Naked Friends lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.