The Most Serene Republic of Nakena is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.079 billion Nakenai enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakenai economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Nakcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,688 Nakcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown. Nakena's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nakena is ranked 65,135^th in the world and 1,162^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Free, scoring 70.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.