The Lorraine Cross Republic of Name 0 Football League is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fernando Korzon with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.689 billion Name 0 Football Leagueans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parchar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The strong Name 0 Football Leaguean economy, worth 88.2 trillion apsars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,197 apsars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fernando Korzon is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime is moderate. Name 0 Football League's national animal is the ant and aardvark, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Name 0ianism.

Name 0 Football League is ranked 199,718^th in the world and 10,673^rd in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 475 billion Standard Monetary Units.