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The Kvas Stall of NamedState

“Find me when Santa comes”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the Rejected Realms

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NamedState

Population14.553 billion

CurrencyNS unit
Animalnation

The Kvas Stall of NamedState is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.553 billion NamedStateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The powerhouse NamedStatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion NS units a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,842 NS units, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, children often kick nations for amusement, criminals are really screwed, and the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. NamedState's national animal is the nation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NamedState is ranked 26,915th in the world and 361st in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,435.57389373212 days.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 710thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,412thMost Avoided: 5,735thFattest Citizens: 7,261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,957thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,551stLargest Black Market: 10,396thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,058thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 17,605thHighest Economic Output: 22,510thLargest Retail Industry: 24,930thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,269thMost Devout: 26,572ndMost Stationary: 26,915thLargest Populations: 27,697th
Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 140th in the regionFattest Citizens: 174th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 202nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 235th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 339th in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 361st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 431st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 486th in the regionLargest Populations: 504th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 595th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 646th in the regionMost Devout: 689th in the regionMost Influential: 691st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 699th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : NamedState was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.

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