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The Kingdom of Namjyut

“One kingdom under the Jade Banner”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The Coalition of Democratic Nations

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Namjyut

Population4.488 billion

CapitalPunyu
Leaderthe AI in my living room

CurrencyYun
Animalunicorn

The Kingdom of Namjyut is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the AI in my living room with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.488 billion Namjyuts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Education and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punyu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Namjyut economy, worth 726 trillion Yuns a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 161,829 Yuns, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the nation refuses to provide international aid, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and the government is overcome with ennui. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Namjyut's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Namjyut is ranked 190,378th in the world and 56th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.39 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 88thMost Subsidized Industry: 90thMost Primitive: 225thMost Ignorant Citizens: 356thHighest Crime Rates: 978thMost Avoided: 1,249thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,408thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,741stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,040thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,153rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,474thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,554thMost Efficient Economies: 3,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,128thMost Secular: 4,724thFattest Citizens: 4,852ndNudest: 5,187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,559thMost Armed: 9,540thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11,060thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,512thLargest Governments: 12,804thMost Conservative: 14,075thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,247th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Namjyut was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, the government is overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Namjyut, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love the AI in my living room.

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