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The Socialist Barangays of Nangka

“no cap sheesh fr fr rizz on god”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Refugia

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Nangka

Population12.265 billion

CapitalSanta Elena Poblacion
LeaderNangka Co-Presidency
FaithChurch of the Worker

CurrencyNangkan peso
AnimalNangka Best Dog

The Socialist Barangays of Nangka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nangka Co-Presidency with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.265 billion Nangkans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Elena Poblacion. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nangkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Nangkan pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,558 Nangkan pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Nangka Co-Presidency's throne, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown. Nangka's national animal is the Nangka Best Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Worker.

Nangka is ranked 316,264th in the world and 280th in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 0.94 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Influential: 423rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 882ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,478thMost Pacifist: 2,522ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,760thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,430thBest Weather: 3,542ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,599thNicest Citizens: 3,690thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,020thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,478thMost Inclusive: 5,349thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,411thHighest Food Quality: 6,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,328thSafest: 6,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,295thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,365thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,696thMost Developed: 8,740thMost Cultured: 9,383rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,596thLargest Governments: 11,988thSmartest Citizens: 12,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,486thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,396thHighest Economic Output: 22,008thLowest Crime Rates: 23,012thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,588thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,818th
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Most Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Nangka Co-Presidency's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Nangka, politicians no longer click with dating app matches.

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