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The Dominion of Napnomadia

“The world is yours.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Coalition of Card Buddies

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Napnomadia

Population11.525 billion

CapitalJuniper
LeaderAlyx Austin

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalOctopus

The Dominion of Napnomadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alyx Austin with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.525 billion Nomadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juniper. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nomadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,123 trillion Gold Bars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,257 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Napnomadia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Napnomadia is ranked 305,673rd in the world and 16th in The Coalition of Card Buddies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.51 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 783rdRudest Citizens: 1,703rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,865thMost Armed: 2,235thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,266thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4,098thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,158thMost Cultured: 4,631stLargest Retail Industry: 6,100thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,233rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,761stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,970thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,341stMost Patriotic: 10,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,737thSmartest Citizens: 10,790thHighest Economic Output: 11,328thMost Developed: 12,386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,454thHighest Average Incomes: 12,675thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,110thHighest Food Quality: 13,284thTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,463rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,312thHealthiest Citizens: 23,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 29,016th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Nomadian stage setups.
  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Napnomadia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.

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