Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: The Coalition of Card Buddies
Population | 11.525 billion |
Capital | Juniper |
Leader | Alyx Austin |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | Octopus |
The Dominion of Napnomadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alyx Austin with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.525 billion Nomadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juniper. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Nomadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,123 trillion Gold Bars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,257 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Napnomadia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Napnomadia is ranked 305,673rd in the world and 16th in The Coalition of Card Buddies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.51 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Nomadian stage setups.
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Napnomadia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
- : Following new legislation in Napnomadia, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.